Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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