No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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