I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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