i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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