covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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