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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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