He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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