What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I can't turn off my feet"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My vagina is officially offended.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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