I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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