I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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