let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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