I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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