I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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