So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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