Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
tell me about the fingering
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