but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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