You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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