brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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