i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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