Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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