I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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