it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I'm really busy with my period
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