was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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