is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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