can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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