i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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