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(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

(240): View more from Maryland

After you called me a desperate slut? No

(240): View more from Maryland

Come over

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(716): View more from New York

i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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(909): View more from California

so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes

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(514): View more from Quebec

take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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(585): View more from New York

Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that

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(760): View more from California

I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.

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