Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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