awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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