I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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