shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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