You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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