My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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