All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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