my soul wont recognize me after tonight
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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