I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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