Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
