Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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