Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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