I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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