# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize