i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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