The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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