So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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