The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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