found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
