new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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