I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Randomize
