Cold hands, warm shart.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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