I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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