hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Are we in a gay sports bar?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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