Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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