I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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