Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
